Saturday 7 February 2015

The 30th Pan Book of Horror Stories (1898)


Clearly inspired by Stephen King's opener to this collection, whatever else one could say about the contents of the final volume to the series, one cannot argue the cover painting is unforgettable.


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THE LAWNMOWER MAN
By Stephen King

Harold Parkette enjoys the sight of a well-tended lawn, but is less enamoured of the prospect of putting in the work required, so employs a neighbour’s kid to push his lawnmower around.  But when the young man disappears off to university, Harold just lets the grass grow and grow.

He finally decides to do something about the wilderness he has cultivated so, picking up the local paper calls the number on a classified advertising “Lawns Mowed”.

But what turns up is the lawnmower man from hell.  Sort of.

When King writes with a twinkle in his eye, as he assuredly does here, the results are invariably a delight.  His description of the lawnmower man (green pubic hair and all) is unforgettable, as is his little bird-table joke towards the close of the narrative.  Equally fine are the opportunities King takes to have a sly kick at things which plainly irk him: the intimidating self-confidence exuded by tradesmen, the blind trust Republicans place in money-men and the shortcomings of overpaid sportsmen – specifically a pair of named Red Soxers.

I came away slightly unsure whether Parkette was already on a collision course with Pan’s man due perhaps to either the crime of ignoring his grass or the earlier death of a cat . Or did he, rather randomly, initiate the whole sorry business with his phone call?


BOBBY BLUE EYES
By Murray Pickles

As the opening line of this yarn attests, “Bobby Shaftoe was a hirsute man”; he being so covered in bodily hair as to seriously affect his self-confidence.  An encounter with a fakir leads to the loss of all his hair, but that is fine for the fakir has a scheme in mind which will allow Bobby to re-grow it.

Following on from the silliness of his other Indian sub-continent based epic in Pan29 The Joonka Junka, Pickles weaves another yarn of superstition and faux-magic, where the protagonist’s subconscious may or may not be their own worst enemy.  But into this one is layered more than a hint of lycanthropy.

I never really engaged with Shaftoe or indeed any of the characters beyond the pleasingly bonkers doctor; a bored general practitioner with a hankering towards Freudian psychoanalysis.


THE TOO GOOD SAMARITAN
By David Williamson

It is a few days before Christmas and Cathy has found herself alone manning the phones overnight at the offices of The Samaritans.  She is so moved by the despair in the voice of one caller – a teenaged girl who has recently lost both her parents and her brother - that she decides to ignore her training and break all the rules by making a personal visit as soon has her shift finishes.

Bad move.

The plot of this one harks back to the sort of motiveless carnage which began to proliferate within the Pantheon around the late 1960s, and I should not be surprised if the author grew up reading such collections and decided (probably quite correctly) that he could do better himself.

Unfortunately by the end of the series such narratives were old hat, and I found this tale dull, pedestrian and (worst of all perhaps) utterly predictable.

As an aside, I have always been rather puzzled as to why the parable of The Good Samaritan is often cited as an example of Christian virtue.  For it is plain that whatever religion the Samaritan of the parable was, he most certainly could not have been Christian.


THE NOT SO GOOD SAMARITAN
By David Williamson

Another lone Samaritan holding the fort, another caller threatening suicide and another against-the-rules home visit.

Clearly this one and the previous entry come as a pair, although both could actually stand on their own.  The problem here is that the title gives the game away before we even start the business of reading.  That being said, I found the back-to-front nature of this one rather pleasing, and particularly enjoyed some of Williamson’s witty prose:

“Roger’s host wiped his mouth on the back of his grimy hand and scratched fiercely at his tatty beard.  No doubt the wild-life living within it was reacting to the scotch he had dribbled into their habitat.”

We have all known a weirdy-beardy like that in our time, I am sure.


PRINCESS
By Jack Wainer

Six-year old Jamie has a massive crush on his 15-year-old babysitter Natasha; he determined to marry her when he grows up and, in the meantime, to protect her from dragons and other creatures which may wish her harm.

So when he toddles back downstairs after being put to bed one evening to witness his love apparently wrestling on the floor with a boy she has invited along, he knows what he must do.

The old PBoHS series favorite of a murderous child enjoys a last hurrah with this harmless and innocuous yarn.  The plotline reminded me a touch of The Nursery Club in Pan12 but Princess, regretfully, enjoys neither the overall sense of menace nor the jarring punch-line of its predecessor.


REVENGE OF THE KITTIWAKE
By Alan Temperley

Billy Govan has recently escaped from Glasgow’s Barlinnie Prison and has fled south to a small Galloway fishing village.  But he has no intention of simply hiding out there, for he has formulated a convoluted scheme which he hopes will set him up financially for life.

At just under fifty pages this one nudges into the realm of novella, but in Mr. Temperley's hands the pages fly past, with the scene of Govan’s on-deck assault on Magnus and his son a real tour de force.  And whereas the author’s many previous contributions to the series had been either psychodramas or out-and-out supernatural horror stories, here he walks a fine line between the two, dropping hints at the supernatural but leaving the reader to make up their own mind.

Swallowing the premise that Govan was able to pick up enough seafaring info from a cell-mate and a book from the prison library to fool an old salt like Magnus, does require a hefty dose of belief-suspension though.  But hey, what is fiction for?

Govan himself really is a brutal piece of work and (General Ngwami apart) arguably represents Temperley’s nastiest character; note the way he casually picks up the chocolate from his cabin on his way up on deck to murder the man who gave it him as a gift.

An excellent entry, with my only real gripe being the title, which I would suggest pretty much gives away the ending as effectively as any of my spoilers above.


UNKNOWN TERRITORY
By Rosemary Timperley

A woman has fainted whilst waiting in the queue for a Number 13.  Whilst unconscious she has dreamt she did in fact board the bus, and it was driven out into unfamiliar countryside by, as she discovered when she attempted to confront him, Mr. Grim Reaper.

Upon waking in hospital she writes down an account of her dream, and taking it as an omen, decides to walk rather than take the bus in future.  But she is killed crossing the road by a number 13 bus.

The above is my chronological recounting of events; although Rosemary initially confuses us slightly by not making the reader aware what they are reading is epistolary.  But this aspect is the sole redeeming factor of this rather pointless two-pager.


LITTLE BOY HAUNTED
By Rosemary Timperley

As many first children do, young Roger resents the arrival of his new sibling, so decides “it” must go.  This he achieves by placing the sleeping family cat Mog over his unfortunate brother’s face.  After the funeral, the innocent cat is hauled off to the vet to be put down.

Roger feels no guilt over his brother’s death, but the fact his actions also led to the death of the family pet which come back to haunt him.

Although the likes of Martin Waddell (if one includes pseudonyms) and Norman Kaufman provided more stories to the series, no-one spanned The Pantheon as broadly as Rosemary Timperley – her thirteen contributions being spread across Pan4 to Pan30.

The lady died in 1988 so never lived to see this yarn (and the previous) published in Pan30, although I am unsure when the story was actually written.  But it certainly does feel a bit like the work of an individual way past their creative best, and going through the motions somewhat.

The only brief glimpse in Ms. T’s glorious past comes with a snippet of dialogue between Roger and his mother:

“Where’s Mog?” Roger asked.
“He’s been put to sleep”
“Put to sleep?  But he was always sleeping”.

The little cat-hair clue in the final scene does hint (as does the title, of course) at the supernatural being at play here.  But the tale is so weak, we do not really care.


COOKING THE BOOKS
By Christopher Fowler

Due to a slight directional shift in the fickle wind of fashion, Haldeman’s exclusive L.A. restaurant is going bust.  In debt to the hilt and with a potential alimony case on the way, he has decided upon the time-honoured escape route of arson followed by insurance claim.

After fiddling with the piping on the kitchen barbecue unit to ensure a catastrophic explosion when his unfortunate chef next lights it, he retires to a dingy desert motel well away from the scene of the crime.

To bolster his alibi he asks his restaurant manager to call him at precisely the time the plan is likely to go bang.

But, “It was at this point that Haldeman noticed the lack of a telephone in the room.”

This one maintains the reader’s interest by keeping him/her guessing just how things are going to foul-up, as they assuredly must.  Haldeman’s mode of demise when it does arrive is so left field as to come as a genuine surprise, although one could argue there is a definite heat motif running through the narrative.

But the whole plotline appears hinge upon a rather contrived necessity that Haldeman must receive the call from Hyatt at the proscribed time.  I should have thought whether he is on the phone or not would be irrelevant to his alibi which would, in the most part, be provided by the motel manager.


VIVISECTIONISTS
By Norman P. Kaufman

A collection of animals (Dog, Cat, Mouse, Rabbit, Baboon etc.) are in an operating theatre performing open heart surgery on a human; this sort of thing commonplace apparently since “the Rebellion” when animals, tired of being on the end of medical experimentation, overthrew the human race.

I should imagine Animal Farm to have been at least a catalyst for this story’s creation, for although the anti-vivisectionist lobby may superficially delight in this one, ultimately what we get is Orwell’s (or Townshend’s) “Meet the New Boss, same as the Old Boss” outcome.

And even though Kaufman catalogues some decidedly horrific examples of animal experimentation, I could not help but feel the author’s true message to be pro-vivisection, or at best ambiguous; given the naïve twaddle he deliberately puts into the mouth of a couple of the animals:

 “I mean there were all sort of other ways to reduce human disease without recourse to the pain and misery they caused us.  They had their homeopathy, right?  And their herbalism and their nature cures –“

“And their psychotherapies and their physiotherapies and their hydro-bloody-therapies”.


All in all a rather tame final contribution from Mr. Kaufman, who had presented Bertie and Clarence with some delights over the years.  This gathering together of a trio (Kaufman, Temperley and Timperley) of venerated Pantheon alumni leads me to believe Clarence strongly suspected that Pan30 was going to be The Last Waltz.


THE TRUST ME GAME
By Jack Wainer

Cousins Kate and Danny are inseparable, despite the ten-year gap between them.  Kate would always look out for her younger cousin, protecting him from those she felt meant him harm:  his bully of a music teacher, the sexually precocious Maddie from his primary school class, a rival for a maths prize, and even from Shelagh his first adult romance.

It came as bit of shock reading the opening paragraph of this one, where the narrator outlines the mechanics of the Trust Me Game, whereby he would allow himself to fall backwards safe in the knowledge his cousin would catch him before he hit the floor.

For I used to play the same game with my daughter, we thinking we had invented it.  Fortunately, at least thus far, I have resisted the use of murder to progress the business, something the clearly off-her-trolley Kate had no qualms about.

The final scene between Kate and Danny is pleasingly ambiguous.  Surely Danny cannot have had some poison hanging around the house just on the off-chance?



NO ROOM AT THE FLAT
By William Davidson

Barry is relocating his family to London, 200 miles away from their current home.  The move involves the inevitable property downsizing and an unfortunate consequence of such is that Shep, the family Alsatian, has been lined up for a one-way trip to the vet.

But when push comes to shove, Barry finds he cannot go through with the act, so instead lets Shep loose on the moors.  But not only is Shep a homing-dog apparently, he is also a decidedly vindictive one.

This yarn in many way acts as a counterpoint to Little Boy Haunted earlier in the collection, wherein a cat gained revenge by supernatural means.  And like the latter, this one is also, disappointingly, little more than filler.

Barry is certainly an interesting character though.  When his wife tries to persuade him with her “pleading, spaniel eyes" that Shep could still come with them to them to London, he is utterly indifferent.  And yet one look into Shep’s “brown trusting eyes” has Barry putting into action plan B.

Then from coming across as an articulate if rather hard-hearted individual at the start of the tale, by the time the family have been in London for a mere three months, he has morphed into some sort of cross between Viz characters Cockney Wanker and 8 Ace; spilling forth such clichéd stuff as:

“Wasferdinner then, eh?” and “Watyeronabout woman?”

After Shep’s attack we almost expect him to splutter “The Cherry Hog’s only gone an’ ripped aht me Ferret and Stoat”.

I did like the way the lump in Barry throat as he contemplated Shep’s vet visit grew from “the size of a billiard ball” to “the size of a football” and then to being an “impossibly large blockage”.  All of which presciently predicted the time when Shep’s jaws would rid Barry of the potential for such blockages forever.


THE CRY OF THE CHURAIL
By B. Seshadri

The habitants of a village in northern India are just finishing gathering in their mustard harvest when the long shrieking cry of a Churial (an evil spirit in female form) is heard.  All present know this to be a portent of something terrible about to happen to one of their number.

The very next day a twelve-year old girl whilst out collecting wood is mauled and severely disfigured by a bear.  When she staggers home her mother, realising the girl will now never be able to be marry, smothers her to death.

The summary above is just sort of it as far as the plotline goes.  The rather intriguing Churial of the title does little more than shoulder its way into the first few paragraphs, howl a few times, and then disappear once more.  Hence the only real mystery we are left with is: will it be a bear or a tiger that does for the girl?

Indeed, one could argue the intrusive insertion of the evil spirit into the narrative is superfluous, given Seshadri’s lengthy passage on the ecological impact corporate greed has had on the area.

As with the author’s other contributions this one is set on The Subcontinent, and hence littered with local words which the typeset has italicised.  In the absence of a glossary, I found having Wikipedia open on the mobile phone as I read this a real help.

So: an entertaining (indeed, one might even say educational) read, but one ultimately lacking the vicious bite of the author’s The River Bed in Pan26.


SCENE OF THE CRIME
By Stephen Edwards

Only after moving into their new house did Sharon learn of the vicious motiveless murder which took place there some thirty years earlier.  Attempts to unearth all she can about the crime has led to her experiencing a recurring nightmare in which she is the helpless witness to the event.

Another problem is that the crime was so infamous that the house has become a place of pilgrimage for all manner of ghoulish individuals.  And Sharon is taken aback when one such arrives at the door, marches into the house, and asks if she wishes to see exactly how the murder was committed.

The narrative of this one launches straight into what is so obviously a dream sequence, that when it was confirmed as such I thought: “Oh here we go, another predictable journey”.

But I think the author deliberately lulled me into a false sense of complacency, because when the twist did come along, I have to hold my hand up and admit I never saw it coming.

Well done, sir.


...AND THE SEA SHALL GIVE UP ITS DEAD
By Jonathan Cruise

Martin Porlock is in receipt of a journal written by his late father some fifty-years earlier, telling the tale of how his father's fiancée drowned.

Taking the premise of John Carpenter’s 1980 horror-flick The Fog, and simply translocating it to Cornwall hardly sounds the most promising premise for a short story.  But layer in the sort of sexually ambiguous undertones Robert Aikman used in Ringing the Changes (Pan 4), plus a cast of characters close relatives to the regulars of The Slaughtered Lamb as seen in An American Werewolf in London and you have a quite beguiling tale.

There is a couple of little failures of continuity which the reader may only pick up on the second reading.  All facts point to the action described in the journal as taking place in 1928, so why does Martin’s father state to the sextant in the churchyard that the crew of the Lady Fortune have been dead for 150 years – which would date the conversation to 1982?

Also the manuscript as written initially talks about Martin the third person, but by the end it is being addressed to Martin.
But as it is supposedly the ramblings of a deranged man during his more lucid moments, perhaps Cruise dropped these inconsistencies in intentionally.

In any event,  “The Sea… “ is such a gripping and tense yarn with which to close out Pan30 that it almost makes one glad there was no Pan31 to spoil things.

Almost.

27 comments:

  1. Hi Ian, like you I read most of these Pan books back in the 70s when I was a teenager, and I've actually still got them in a box in the attic somewhere. I've just spent the small hours of the morning trawling through your lists re-discovering the stories, but couldn't find a particular one I've been meaning to read again. I recall it was a very long story about a haunted house, complete with poisoned wells, mutant trees and a madman in the attic, where the protagonist for some reason continued to live there even though the house got worse all the time. Perhaps you could point me towards the right volume so I can dig it out. I'm wondering if it was a Pan story at all now. Pretty sure it wasn't The Magic Cottage by James Herbert which I also read around that time, but it was of that ilk. Chris from Purley.

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    1. I think you might be referring to Lovecraft's "The Color Out Of Space." Scared the hell out of me when I was a kid the thought of this thing just quietly infecting the water, then the land, and then everything; every so slowly. Lovecraft was not a great wordsmith but the ideas he created really haunt the memory.

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  2. It ain't no PBoHS entry I can recall. Sorry.

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  3. Are you perhaps thinking of Lovecraft's "The Color Out Of Space"?

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  4. Lovecraft's "The Color From Space" perhaps?

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  5. Lovecraft's "The Color From Space" perhaps?

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  6. Hi Ian
    Read your reviews. They certainly took me back. The Pan horror stories are a little bit like the literary equivalent of the Carry On films, mainly crap but often hugely enjoyable. As you get older your tastes become, thankfully, more refined, so tales like the ones written by the aptly-named Mr. Rough disgust rather than amuse. The series certainly became more pornographic over the years, to its detriment I think. Still a fondly remembered guilty pleasure though. Thanks for you hard work, it brought it all back. Regards, John.

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  7. On the back of this brilliant web site I went out and bought numbers 1 - 29 and thoroughly enjoyed reading stuff that terrified me as a teenager. It is a mixed bag but when it was good it was great. Sadly number 30 is still languishing in the silly money corners of the internet but an old copy's bound to turn up some time. Thanks for all your hard work, Ian.

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    1. Thanks Bob. Keep looking, Vol 30s are out there at sensible prices.

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  8. Hi Ian

    Great stuff. I read many of these books as a teenager but as time wore on I became less interested as the quality deteriorated and the books became shorter and nastier. Reading your informative and readable overviews really brought back memories especially since my copies of these books have long since disappeared.
    Cheers from Hong Kong, Russell

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    1. Thanks Russell. Glad you enjoyed the scribbles. I am presently having a go at doing the same with the Fontana series. But the enthusiasm is not quite there. Ian

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  9. great cover by melvyn grant, a prolific artist who does horror and sci-fi covers. revenge of the kittiwake is a good story, which i can still remember even today. i actually quite liked the vivisectionist and found it to be quite disturbing.

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  10. I read Rosemary Timperely's 'Little Boy Haunted' elsewhere and I agree it is pretty weak. It looks more like the preliminary draft of a story that has never been fleshed out.

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    1. Yes, it is poor fare. I often wondered if it was an unfinished draft which was "found" after the lady's death, and tinkered with by A.N Other.

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  11. Just typed a reply but it seems to have disappeared! I am just now trying to complete my collection after years of dithering around. I have fond memories of reading these books from my local library in Edinburgh when I was a young teen, feeling very much like I should not be taking these books out of the library because they were a) very grown up and b) had revolting cover art! I still have about 6 or 7 to collect and it seems from my recent searches that Volume 30 cannot be had for less than around £97 which seems a little rich considering it retailed around £3! I may hold off in the hope that I stumble across a copy in an old second hand book shop or car boot sale - it will make the find all the sweeter I suppose! Thank you for compiling this website and for the time taken to write the Volume synopsis of each book.

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    1. Hi Lou. Thanks for taking the time to comment. I think I must have, rather fortunately, snaffled the last sensibly-priced copy of Pan30. Around the £30 mark, if memory serves.
      In my more self-centred moments, I find myself wondering if my wonderful blog has sparked a worldwide shortage (and concurrent price-spike) in some of these volumes.
      Doubtful.
      It is odd - I find myself in an Edinburgh library, as I write this reply. And could not imagine PBoHS volumes ever having found their way onto these gentile shelves.

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    2. I'm not so sure. In my local library in Argyll some years ago, among a vast array of titles and subjects, some going back well over a century, I found L Ron Hubbard's 'Mission Earth' series. Now I am a fan of Hubbard's fiction but that series was appalling. How it found its way to the middle of nowhere is anyone's guess, so a Pan30 has to be out there somewhere.

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    3. I am a little embarrassed to admit my completist nagging voice told me to buy the Pan 30 to finally complete my collection. I found a copy on AbeBooks listed for £100, offered £60, and they accepted (immediately wished I had offered less, but didn't want to upset them). So I've now completed the set! I set an alert on ebay for Pan 30 just to see what would come up and one has just been listed for £120 but is apparently signed by Jack Wainer who is one of the contributers. No doubt I will now find a copy for £1 in a car boot sale.

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    4. Well, if you do, console yourself with the fact you will be able to sell it on for a wee profit. 😂😂😂
      Enjoy reading your copy, and stick your impressions on here.
      BW
      Ian

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  12. Full set Volumes 1-30 just listed on ebay! Will be interesting to see what it goes for.
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/385074146877?epid=88881159&hash=item59a8352e3d:g:UTYAAOSwzIVjAgfJ&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoJ3OKakuySDDrxlQAKfOo%2Bv1VxFTKR6Iwt%2BXOrBjUoxqpIeo6Ps7B6RLLTTJRQEz8TglKMDbh09yPqRCrm2qSrQYrHpDA6109fo165Wol8Qi9lPljndSNmwwan4b%2FUXImqp20USkds0%2BqPGHAqN%2FYm%2Fj1nQl4tSwtXzAn4JmqoSMECRxgp9NyBI6SH0vPHlxbLypef0ZnDhX8UJ7OsXOHhY%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR7ywyJDYYA

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  13. I lost on a top bid of £30 a couple of weeks ago.

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  14. Yeah I saw that auction, it went for £33 (Volume 30) so I was a little annoyed given that I'd spent £60 a few weeks before on a copy. The auction I listed above is for the FULL set of volumes 1 - 30 (all 30 books) so it will be interesting to see what the final bid is. I've added up what I spent to acquire all 30 volumes and it's over £300. I wonder if the person selling these knows that some of these are fairly rare books. I hope they don't accept a silly bid.

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  15. Bidding ended yesterday for the full set of 30 volumes, It went for just over £160 in the end which is very cheap, working out at about £5 per volume. Not too shabby given that volume 30 on its own goes for around £100-£120 routinely on most auction sites. Was tempted to bid and then resell the volumes individually, but hey ho, I hope its gone to someone who will appreciate the books.

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  16. I picked up all 30 for £205 last week. All but one are in good nick. I had originally planned to offload 1 - 29 (which I already have) piecemeal, but then I remembered Ian's comments about the changes in the cover art. So now I have two sets (almost) and the horror hoarder in me has bubbled to the surface.

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  17. Yes, I think it was the first half dozen or so volumes where the covers were changed when the wobbly white logo was introduced. Glad you have a full set now, and I hope Pan30 does not disappoint (too much).

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  18. Recuperating from an operation I finally got round to reading this long awaited collection.
    I have never been a great fan of Stephen King's work, which is not to say I haven't read and enjoyed several. He does ramble on at times, although his character and world building is excellent. His short stories are distinctly hit or miss affairs, but some are excellent and I have to include this silly little piece, the Lawnmower Man, in that category. I think Harold had inadvertently wandered into some alternative pagan reality and wasn't getting out again. Phoning the police was the deal breaker, whatever the hell the deal might have been.
    And now 'Bobby Blue Eyes' on a lounger in unexpectedly lovely Scottish sunshine. Muddled might describe it kindly, although it does have a lot of interesting details and turns of phrase in it e.g:
    A doctoring prescribing prostitution as a cure for Eastern melancholia is perhaps pushing alternative medicine a bit far. 'Her head smashed onto the stone floor and the sound was unpleasantly ripe.' Yuk!
    'A lean mosquito was gnawing at his arm, reckless in its starvation.' (A lovely comparison with the girl making demands on him to better her life a little).
    I think the give away is on page 30. 'Freud would have liked the doctor' because it really is just a piece of pop psychology about controlling women and an emasculated man. And the allusions to lycanthropy make no sense at all.
    It's a shame because a lot of the elements, such as fakir's little team of fixers swinging into action and the description of how bloody awful working in the colonial service could be, might have been good foundations for a novel.

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  19. Well that's me finally finished number 30. I'll boldly state that there are no real stinkers here, but some are weak. 'The Not So Good Samaritan' is better than its twin and I felt a twinge of disgust at the attitude of the victim. Having said which, garrotting seems a tad excessive when a good old fashioned kicking might be in order. 'Princess' treads familiar territory but the final lines are pretty powerful as the kid realises that his princess simply isn't. 'Revenge of the Kittiwake,' despite some absurdities you point out, is just great. I'd love to see it on film. And 'The Cry of the Churail' was really interesting. Ordinary folks, like us, in a world with different dangers, some with bloody great claws and bad tempers.

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